This is what happens when you try and reason with a toddler. Nothing!
Watch this daddy being disarmed by his adorable little daughter. He is telling her to come off the table, she is having an argument with him. She clearly thinks standing on the table is perfectly reasonable place to be, and what she is probably saying is: “Daddy stop being so boring. I like standing on the table, I can finally see everything that’s around me. You are all big, but I’m only little, so standing on the table makes sense”.
Unfortunately looks like daddy sees it differently, and eventually resorts to the ultimate solution. Lol!